There should be a “lactose intolerants anonymous” where people go and discuss how f*cking horrible it is to be lactose intolerant. To this day, at 24-years-old, I refuse to admit that I am, indeed, lactose intolerant. I just tell people “dairy isn’t my best friend,” or, “milk and I don’t get along,” when in reality, I will die a painful, painful death if you put whole milk into anything I eat. My relationship with cheese is simple: a never-ending love fest. But, that doesn’t mean I don’t suffer the consequences when the time comes. Just ask my boyfriend who has to share an apartment and bathroom with me, I’m a delight.
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"You want the potato without sour cream?" "Fuck it, give me the cheese. I'll just fart a lot." #lactoseintolerant
— (((Deborah also on Instagram Lipp))) (@DebLippAuthor) October 6, 2017
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https://twitter.com/hellomadel/status/907411804204269569?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fsydrobinson1%2F20-things-people-denying-their-lactose-intolerance-know-to
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Bitch I said no cheese, I'm not trying to shit on everyone today #LactoseProblems
— Fae (@BlissMamaFae) September 19, 2017
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https://twitter.com/arsilva1999/status/920788612169519109
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Me: is lactose intolerant
Also me: eats cheese at any opportunity
My stomach: pic.twitter.com/9UCZvhOn4W— Chloe (@ChloeMorello) October 23, 2017