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⚪️Single
⚪️Married
⚪️In a relationship
⚪️Divorced
?Unable to find love because in addition to having a resting bitch face, being extra shy and socially awkward, my standards have been set unrealistically too high by Shawn Mendes and Harry Styles— ryan (@sharrystattoos) October 8, 2017
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INTERVIEWER:How good are your public speaking skills?
ME:*from behind a tall plant in the office, I throw a piece of paper saying 'Decent'*
— Michael, still eerie (@Home_Halfway) April 1, 2015
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