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A grey pube is God's way of saying "start wrapping things up."
— Gary Janetti (@GaryJanetti) July 14, 2015
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I don't want to say I'm getting old, but I just threw my back out throwing my shoulder out.
— Patrick Walsh (@thepatrickwalsh) January 24, 2014
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You know you're getting old when you watch Home Alone and wonder how much their mortgage is! ? pic.twitter.com/6iCeykHQrH
— Tony Shepherd (@tonysheps) December 10, 2015
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becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
— on her period (@onherperiod) December 19, 2016
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Life goals change as you get older. For example as a kid I wanted to be a veterinarian and now I just aspire to make it through the workday.
— (((OhNoSheTwitnt))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 12, 2015
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you know you're getting old when people your age are having babies on purpose
— psychedelic (@_viibbe) December 7, 2015
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I thought I was just really tired but it's been 5 years so I guess this is how I look now.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) September 11, 2014