71 Better Names For Every Day Things

Sometimes things deserve better names. It’s hard to explain, but sometimes a thing exists in culture long enough that we can step back and say “You know what? We should just call bread ‘raw toast.'” Then we all agree, and everyone starts calling it that, and we all live happily ever after.

At least that’s how it should be. To get a sense of what the hell I’m talking about, check out this collection of things that got way more accurate names, thanks to the Twitter account Correct Names.

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