Product Reviews Are Their Own Kind of Humour

7 Hilarious Reviews from Amazon

This is probably a whole lot more than anyone needed to know when shopping for underwear.

 

Screech em and Bleach em and Forget about it!
“Ive been wearing fruit of the Loom for most of my life. I have seen no change in the quality. I see that some have complained about the material being too thin. If it is thinner, I do not notice it a bit. and on that note, I would have to say that, I would honestly prefer a thinner material made of cotton then to have a thicker material like the material found on a pair of Calvin Klein underwear. Because I like my boys to breathe not to sweat and stink. because let’s be honest too much sweat in your drawers make your balls smell like sour grapes. I have had no problems with these underwear at all. I don’t know what some of the others have complained about. But to me, a pair of underwear is just to support your cock-a-doodle-doo and balls. Another fact of the matter of drawls is that you fart and screech one out sometimes in them. So you don’t want a heavy fabric that’s going to be difficult to clean when you drop them in the laundry load. Thick material is only going to make your scorch marks stick deep within the fabric. And who wants colors, because with colors you can’t see the labor of your fruits. No thank you! I’ll just stick with Fruit of the Loom. Because you can screech them and then just bleach them, and forget about them. And for 12 bucks or something who cares about replacing a couple of casualties Along the way. the tag says color safe bleach, but I have also used regular bleach with chlorine for heavy soil situations. No problems yet.” DarrenDangler1