9. We go through so, so many batteries.
Until we find re-chargables, that is.
10. We get frustrated when there’s no one to sleep with.
Seriously? How hard is it for a girl to get laid around here?
11. People think we have no standards.
Okay, I know I said I’d sleep with that Ryan Reynolds potato lookalike, but I was kidding, guys. That cucumber, however…
12. We may or may not have a track record for breaking…
Well, not hearts. Who knew that the woman on top was the most dangerous sex position?
13. Name-calling just rolls off our backs.
Whore? I’ve heard it all before. There’s the door – feel free to take your double standards with you.
14. Hump day has taken on a different meaning.
It should be renamed hump year.
15.We’ve never even heard of the 90-day rule.
Apparently, you’re supposed to wait 3 months before having sex with the man you’re dating. What kind of misogynist thought up that BS?
Via Bolde.