If the Internet has brought us anything good in life, it’s the art of the meme. Memes are there for us when no one else is. They make us laugh, they make us cry, and they make us feel like our small, itty bitty problems relate to the rest of the world.
And, while there is a meme for just about everything, here’s the top ten memes from the last week – incase you need an extra laugh before returning home for the holidays.
10. Why is this person breathing so close to me? Why is this person looking at me? Why does this person have eyes? Why is this person a person? UGHHHHHHHHH.
9. Don’t feel bad about spending $50 on that beanie. Or $20 on sushi. Or $6 on a coffee. You deserved it. You needed it. You got up this morning, got out of bed and made it out of the house. Treat yo’self.
8. Ice cream? When the f*ck did we get ice cream? When the f*ck did I eat two gallons of Ben & Jerry’s? Since when does pizza make you fat? How many calories are in cheese fries?
7. Donald Trump is going to be the President of the United States. Research has shown that 2016-2020 will be no bodies years. That is all.
6. Also, flush your phone down the toilet when you yack, just incase you decide to try and call them.
5. Mommy, can you feel my head? I think it’s warm. I think I have a fever. And I have a belly ache. And my throat is scratchy. And I think I have to sneeze. Or poop. Or both. Also, I can’t feel my feet.
*Runs into living room to find remote*
4. Listen bro, you ran up a bar tab of $300 buying every girl at the bar shots, trying to take one home with you – on my credit card. And you blacked out before 1 a.m.
3. Please fire me. I don’t care if I’m homeless, cannot afford to buy a meal, can never drink Starbucks again or cannot buy myself a beer – I never want to see anyone in this office’s face again.
But, give me my severance check first.
2. I didn’t ask for shots of Apple Juice, Debra…fireball means F.I.R.E.B.A.L.L, now grow a pair or go home and brush your cat!
1. Is that a finger? I’m not sure whether to be angry or impressed.