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relationship status: just accidentally closed my laptop on my nipple and then bought the Fuel song "Shimmer" on iTunes it was $1.29
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) September 23, 2017
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Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE'
Wallet
phOne
Wkeys
Egg
Egg (backup)— Deirdre (@figgled) September 14, 2017
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Red lipstick is all fun & games until you’re trying to eat an apple gracefully at work
— C A S E Y ? (@cabrijoh) September 20, 2017
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the iphone 8 will have a glass front AND back. in other news, i'll be increasing my dosage of xanax.
— Erica (@SCbchbum) September 18, 2017
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Welcome to adulthood. Did you take your pill? Why did you walk in here? Who can remember? So much fun!
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) September 18, 2017