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you: fruit by the foot
me, an intellectual: fruit by the 0.305 meter— the 405 at rush hour (@sqiouyilu) September 11, 2017
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You: Pumpkins
Me an intellectual: pic.twitter.com/poE6bE5WUf— Brie Ritter (@Zombrie75) September 17, 2017
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YOU: Iggy Azalea
ME, AN INTELLECTUAL: Ignatius Rhododendron— Rusty Foster (@rustyk5) September 16, 2017