It’s actually pretty cool. The original movies were based on the original games, where Lara Croft was a sex-object with huge boobs and tiny shorts made for guys to fantasize about while they played video games in their basements. The new movie is based on the new games, where Lara Croft is (gasp) an actual character! With flaws! And feelings! And pants!
The movie could still suck. I don’t know. But it seemed like a step in the right direction. That is… until this poster was released:
— Tomb Raider (@TombRaiderMovie) September 18, 2017
You seeing it?
What the literal hell is up with her neck? Is that some kind of special tomb raiding neck? Like she can snake her head around in small spaces and pick up relics with her mouth?
Na, it’s just a terrible Photoshop job. Needless to say, the internet jumped in with comments, suggestions, and fixes.
@frontastic Is it just me or is her neck all wrong?
— Sarah Cullen (@sfdcullen) September 18, 2017
— Dobloz (@Dobloz) September 18, 2017
fixed the neck for you pic.twitter.com/3EofGEcrPS
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) September 18, 2017
'No, can you make sure we can see her face AND her ass?' pic.twitter.com/f4RYCWlB9v
— WolfSkullJack (@Harvey_Art) September 19, 2017
Here's hoping we finally find out how she created Boba Fett. pic.twitter.com/hUS8QAQsPd
— RazörFist (@RAZ0RFIST) September 20, 2017
— Ebeeto (@Ebeeto) September 18, 2017
I'd watch this. pic.twitter.com/R2FONDo1Xo
— Black Girl Nerds (@BlackGirlNerds) September 18, 2017