16.
I told my girlfriend I wrote her a poem but it was just the theme song to King of Queens. pic.twitter.com/2B1H6n7XtX
— Mike Recine (@mikerecine) August 29, 2017
17.
[Funeral]
Me: "Do you mind if I say a word?"
Widow: "Please do"
Me *clears throat: "Plethora!"
Widow: "Thank you. That means a lot."
— 🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 (@WheelTod) September 3, 2017
18.
Two Ex-Googlers Want To Replace Your Local Ice Cream Parlor With A Shrieking Void That Uses Your Fears As Training Data
— Kevin Twohy (@kevintwohy) September 13, 2017
19.
https://twitter.com/dubstep4dads/status/890324967987884032
20.
https://twitter.com/BlvckGrip/status/906608378734170112