5. “F*ck him, lets go get guys to buy us drinks.”
Sure, going to the bar and partying with randoms is fun when you’re single – but, just because you’re single and your friend is in a relationship doesn’t mean she’s going to disrespect her man to please you. Be considerate.
6. “You’re too young to be tied down.”
Excuse me, Linda, last time I checked time was a concept created by idiots. Just because I’m young, doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy my time with someone. And, the younger I fall in love, the more time I have to make memories with that person. Suck on that.
7. “Good thing I don’t need a man to make me happy.”
Neither do I, crazy. But, my boyfriend makes me happy on top of my already self-happiness. I don’t need anyone to make me happy, I have someone who adds to my happiness.
8. “Just wait until the Honeymoon stage is over.”
Just wait until you’re single and miserable for the rest of your life.