Women suffer every single month from “Mother Nature’s gift.” Between bleeding, bloating, cramps, mood-swings, cravings and all the in between – we suffer a sh*t ton just to find out we’re not pregnant and our bodies are ready for kids if we want to be.
But – what would life be like if men had their periods? Would they stop complaining about us when we’re on ours? Would they know exactly what it means to have PMS symptoms? Would the sexism and stereotypes against women and periods be finally abolished?
Well…Twitter knows exactly that.
#IfMenHadPeriods we would put our pack of tampons on the bar like cigarette pckes.— Nicholas Alan Groves (@NicholasAG72) July 11, 2017
#IfMenHadPeriods there would be free tampon dispensers every 20 feet, by law.— SwiftOnSecurity v10 (@SwiftOnSecurity) September 6, 2016
#IfMenHadPeriods after having menstrual cramps ONCE they would instantly realize how silly they look when questioning a woman's toughness.— Curtis Pope (@Curtis_Pope) September 6, 2016
#IfMenHadPeriods people would start selling leather tampons with skulls on them.— Teddy walks (@teddyridez1) July 11, 2017
#IfMenHadPeriods Xanax and Marijuana wouldnt be so hard to get. They would be on pharmacy shelves.— Navigate While Blvk (@ILuvMyAfro) July 5, 2016
#IfMenHadPeriods they'd brag about the size of their tampons— Myka Fox Ⓜ️ (@MykaFox) September 6, 2016
#IfMenHadPeriods Everyday I will use it as an excuse to get out of work early!— Evan Van (@MadAnter) July 11, 2017
#IfMenHadPeriods I would be on the birth control that stops them and the government would pay for it.— Greek Viking (@GreekVikingX) July 11, 2017
"I put the maxi in Maxi pad" #ifmenhadperiods— Martina (@Martinakeogh90) July 28, 2017
#IfMenHadPeriods women could say are you pmsing right now..? ?— Danielle (@AlwaysHungry001) July 11, 2017
There would already be a law saying they could have a week off every month. #IfMenHadPeriods— ?Stargaryen? (@Tania_Tomas) September 6, 2016
#IfMenHadPeriods The First Aid kit @ the Construction Site would include Tampons.— Matt Anzio (@matt_anzio) July 11, 2017
Wed use actual rags. No shopping for us. Well clog up with paper towels, pine cones, whatevers lying around the house #IfMenHadPeriods— TIm Rice's My Spider (@TImRice04557997) July 11, 2017
#IfMenHadPeriods there would be a sharp increase in bar fights due to being asked if it was "that time of the month."— Craig Rozniecki (@CraigRozniecki) September 6, 2016
#IfMenHadPeriods women would have to stop pretending that periods were an inconvenience and not a wonderful life-bonus.— Mike "Jerk!" DeRusha (@Mike_DeRusha) July 11, 2017
#IfMenHadPeriods I would constantly ask my boyfriend if he was on his— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) September 6, 2016
#IfMenHadPeriods I would be out of chocolate and that wouldn't be a happy home.— Jennifer Michele (@MedicatedMama3) July 11, 2017
Tampons, pads and Midol would all be covered 100% on insurance #IfMenHadPeriods— Bethmo (@livewbeth) July 11, 2017
#IfMenHadPeriods they'd get the week off with full pay.— fatnsassyB (@renee_engle) July 11, 2017