When you move out of your parent’s house and venture out into the real world, chances are – you’re too broke to live solo dolo. That’s why we end up moving in with “roomies.” Sometimes, we know them and end up shacking up with a friend. Other times, we end up living with a complete stranger. And – things can get really, really messy.
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My roommates are having sex with their door open someone HELP ME
— manic at the disco (@bailestristes) July 29, 2016
https://twitter.com/winemamii/status/759103754259927040
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https://twitter.com/B_Rhodes035/status/796811704839655425
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https://twitter.com/clintfrazier/status/796557574418157569
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https://twitter.com/_ryanruiz_/status/795978548444098560
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https://twitter.com/BelleofBabble/status/771073147135258624
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I have an irrational fear of spiders and my roommate put 3 spiders in my bed and I'm freaking out I hate my life
— Chase (@ChaseWilliams86) November 2, 2016
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My new *male* roommate enjoys eating canned tuna he hEATS UP IN THE MICROWAVE WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS WHY GOD DO YOU PUNISH ME
— Possum Orb (@i_am_a_possum) July 25, 2016
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https://twitter.com/shelbytherenow/status/757688606022664192
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https://twitter.com/American_Charm/status/752143357447733248
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https://twitter.com/timdrake/status/771070956328488960
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https://twitter.com/azezellett/status/793797160844324864
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https://twitter.com/CanaanIsaiah7/status/890974515030880262
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https://twitter.com/DylanBeRad/status/890944282080591873
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well I just got home from work and my roommate had 5 living crabs in our refrigerator
— fruit springsteen (@prismxp) November 2, 2016
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https://twitter.com/talia_twt/status/793772767468486656
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My roommate keeps thinking we're running out of salt so he keeps buying more. Current status: pic.twitter.com/FJKxJy4qdJ
— Matt Ford (@fordm) October 31, 2016
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https://twitter.com/jchaltiwanger/status/791985323576266752
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I asked my roommate why there are approximately 18,000 beverages in our kitchen.
"I was thirsty" pic.twitter.com/2FhYWKG5rs— Luke Korns (@LukeKorns) October 17, 2016
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Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
— FMyLife (@fml) October 18, 2016
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https://twitter.com/maris_isk/status/796747269685080064
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https://twitter.com/liisadele/status/890928506321764352
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Got my roommate for next year and he's a SoundCloud rapper, Poor guy has to drop absolute bangers to replace my fav SoundCloud rappers
— Zach Boyd (@ZBoyd29) July 28, 2017