If you’ve ever heard of UberEats – you’d know it’s one of the greatest inventions since food delivery began. Basically, if a restaurant doesn’t usually deliver, they can sign up with UberEats and you can get your favorite food delivered in no time – like, for example, McDonald’s. Let me tell you, there is nothing quite like a McDonald’s breakfast sandwich and an Orange Hi-C to cure your hangover – in bed.
Usually, when they arrive at your house, the driver will call to let you know they’re outside. But, if you’re like me, you don’t like to answer unknown numbers – just incase you know, it’s those spam telemarketers and you’re not trying to deal with all that at 8:00 a.m. So, you ignore their call – to which, they will text you.
One Twitter user shared her UberEats driver’s response to her text message – and it’s absolute savagery – and we’re laughing because…goals.
my ubereats delivery man decided to be a smart ass…… pic.twitter.com/8MrPM5E5Mv
— ace (@iamalishajo) July 17, 2017
#Dead.
The Internet, of course, was obsessed – because we always need to reward savagery in the proper way – Twitter praise.
I would've given a bigger tip that's hilarious
— RickyFTW (@rickyftw) July 18, 2017
— Titney (@Wh1tneyyy) July 18, 2017
This is 100000% my favorite tweet of 2017
— Chuck Anderson (@NoPattern) July 18, 2017
I would have replied with "dont get saucy with me boi"
— Arceus227 (@arceus227) July 18, 2017
5 fucking stars!
— Crazy Mike (@Crazy_Mike1991) July 18, 2017
You gotta love the Internet, dude.