To make your day brighter and full of more sunshine, we have some hilarious celeb tea for you to sip with your overpriced Starbucks coffee. Recently, Danielle Bregoli – aka the “Cash Me Ousside” girl from Dr. Phil – met none other than the queen of the American royal family – Kim Kardashian.
If any of you know Danielle, you’d know she basically hates this family as much as all of you Facebook comment trolls do (yes, we know you don’t care, stop commenting with the same Chris Pratt meme because it’s *yawn* old news). In several interviews, Danielle has said she would “whoop all the Kardashians asses,” and thinks Kylie Jenner is a “huge attention whore.” How bow dat?
But, when she ran into Kim Kardashian in Beverly Hills., she decided to get a picture with her – go figure – captioning it “see, I can play nice too,” insinuating that Kim and Danielle had “squashed their beef.”
While everyone was busy writing about how “both these women are a waste of American celebrity spotlight” and pointing out that they think “these two women are what is wrong with society,” they neglected to see the bigger picture – Kim has no idea who the f*ck this girl is.
Danielle claimed that the two were “playing nice,” insinuating that all bad blood was gone in the past – when in reality, Kim doesn’t even know who TF she is.
Danielle has been the cockiest little teenager known to mankind. After she appeared on the Dr. Phil show and became an Internet superstar, she basically let it all go to her little, under-educated head. She basically thought everyone should and does know who she is because – well, she’s the Cash Me Ousside girl, duh.
But – newsflash – some people don’t spend their entire lives online (what? that’s news to me) and, have no idea who TF this girl is or WTF “cash me ousside” even is, more than just another illiterate sentence. Like, Kim Kardashian.
Kardashian’s reps told TMZ that she had no idea who Danielle was, and in fact, she took photos with several fans that day at the restaurant in Beverly Hills when they asked. She has “never” heard of Danielle or her little “Cash Me Ousside” phrase and didn’t even realize she was taking a picture with anyone else other than a random fan.
So – Danielle – face it, you’re not a celeb – you’re just really annoying. And, shouldn’t you be headed off to juvie soon.
How bow dat?
