Look, I don’t have kids or a husband, so if I spoil someone you can be damn sure it’s either going to be me or my cat. And usually it’s my cat.
Of course, my cat doesn’t even begin to appreciate these gestures and almost never sends a thank you note, but I still splurge.
See if you can make it through this post without splurging on your own feline friend (or friends, no judgement, that doesn’t make you a “cat lady.)”
1. This moccasin pet bed since your cat always tries to sleep in your slippers anyway.
Get it from Uncommon Goods $100.
2. This raised cat feeder, in case your cat is as lazy at eating as I am.
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
3. This pretty sweet shed brush that pets your cat as you clean off all that excess hair.
Get it from Amazon for $16.99.
4. This cat dancer toy one reviewer says this about: “One of my cats hates having fun, but even he will play with this.”
Get it from Amazon for $4.99.
5. This cat cage is great for locking your kitties up when you and your boyfriend are trying to have sex without them getting in the way. Or for other times when you might want to put them away.
Get it from Amazon for $44.99.
6. This pet stroller is the perfect way to let young parents know your cat is as important as their babies.
Get it from Amazon for $48.99.
7. The 3D fruit nibble stix are a better alternative to chewing on your remote control.
Get it from Amazon for $6.59.
8. Just a bunch of assorted cat toys, in case your cat has ADD as bad as I…ooh…squirrel.
Get them from Amazon for $12.88.
9. This spinning turntable scratch pad so your kitty can get busy on the ones and the twos.
Get it from Amazon for $26.00.
10. This automatic pet drinking fountain so you don’t forget to refill his/her bowl for the 5,000,000th time.
Get it from Amazon for $44.95.
11. This deshedding shampoo supposedly works pretty well, at least according to the reviews.
Get it from Amazon for $9.99.
12. This window seat perch will let your cat spy on the neighbors all day so you two can gossip about them when you get home from work.
Get it from Amazon for $39.68.
13. This collapsible cat tunnel, because fuck yea! This looks fun.
Get it from Amazon for $25.99.
14. This mobile pet bed is great for bringing your cat places where people who aren’t very cool would like you to keep your cat in a bag.
Get it from Amazon for $199.99+.
15. This love seat cover you can throw off quickly if you and your boyfriend are about to get it on and don’t want cat hair up in your cracks.
Get it from Amazon for $40.90.
16. This awesome flower fountain!
Get it from Amazon for $29.99+.
17. Awww, a tiny little kitty couch.
Get it from Amazon for $60.72.
18. This multi-function pet home because obviously your cat is too good for the home you’ve worked so hard to build for yourself.
Get it from Amazon for $95.54+.
19. This shark attack kitty bed.
Get it from Amazon for $10.
20. This laptop kitty scratch pad, since they seem to love pouncing on our keyboards so much anyway.
Get it on Uncommon Goods for $35.
21. This Kitty Tetris climbing/scratching tower.
Ok, it’s a little pricey, but probs worth it.
This post originally appeared on our partner site Bzaar and we may collect a portion of the sales from some of these items, then inevitably spend them on our cats.