If you’ve never used the website Reddit, I strongly suggest you do. Sometimes, you find some incredible little gems on the social media website that is filled with incredible human beings from all over the world.
Other times, you read heartbreaking and cringe-worthy stories that will stay with you forever.
Either way – Reddit is the place to be.
Recently, a threat was going around the site asking users to share the worst way they have ever been dumped – and no one held back.
1.
After having talked to this girl for about 6 months, and never having sex that whole time we finally get down to it one night. In the middle of she looks at me and says “You know I don’t care about you right?” That was the only time i’ve ever stopped in the middle and left.
2.
Dated for four years. We went to the beach with my family that weekend, and all drove in the same car. Me and him rode in the backseat on the way home and I fell asleep on his shoulder. I woke up from a text from him saying he was dumping me…so not only did we treat this guy to a free vacation, he had the audacity to dump me while I was asleep, through a text, in front of my parents, while we were all trapped in a car for the next 3 hours. Looking back it was hilarious, but I definitely didn’t think so at the time.
3.
Via fax.
Hey Michael, fuck you.
4.
My ex-husband told me that he had been meditating all day, had an out of body experience, and a god had told him that we weren’t meant to be together. He didn’t specify which god, and I never asked.
Eventually found out that he had been sleeping with another woman. Big surprise, right?
5.
Girlfriend invited me over after a passionate holiday, went all the way there and she spent the afternoon with her new boyfriend I never knew of.
6.
With a crumpled note on the ski club bus in sixth grade.
I still hate you Morgan.
7.
Not me but a guy I know once sent a text saying “I don’t want to dump you via text so I’ll call you in the morning.”
8.
Not me but a friend of mine. Her boyfriend got a job in another state, so she moved with him and they got a place together. On their fridge they had those letter magnet things that spelled out Jeff loves Katie. One day she got home and saw that he had changed the name Katie to some other girl’s name.
He wasn’t the most mature guy in the world.
9.
By letter.
Went over to my boyfriends house Saturday morning and stayed the weekend. Everything was normal, had sex, talked all the stuff you do. Monday after work I get the mail and see a letter from him postmarked on Friday, telling me that its just not working out.
I called him just to ask how there was no time in the last 48 hours to maybe mention this?
10.
Woke up on my birthday to a text that said “we need to talk”. Got dumped for my friend. Met another girl the same day. Brought her to my birthday party. She left with another guy.
11.
I called my girlfriend at the time and she answered the call and set the phone down and continued to fuck her ex boyfriend. I could hear him….
12.
Dear Baby,
Welcome to Dumpsville, population : you.
P.S. I am Gay
13.
She dumped me the day my Mom died because she didn’t like me crying.
14.
A girl broke up with me to be a nun, then she started doing coke and fucking my best friend.
I walked in on another girl taking her dogs dick. She told me I could have next (and was serious) and then when I wasn’t willing to she left. In this situation we where waiting to have sex, I guess she just couldn’t wait anymore.
15.
Honey, I know you’re half way through your year long tour, but it would be best if you don’t call the house. Remember my ex Tony? He is kinda staying with me now. He’s really supportive.
16.
Got dumped an hour after we had to put my dog down, over the phone, while i was at walmart. My mom then bought me guitar hero which made it better. Moms rule.
17.
By text, the night after she made me watch Moulin Rouge with her.
The whole film.
Bitch.
18.
9th grade, received a note from my girlfriend.
She tells me I’m a great guy, but wants to break up because she’s into my best friend. She ends with a P.S. Sorry about your aunt (my aunt died that morning).
19.
We had a fight over the phone while he repeated everything I said to his poker buddies. I could hear them laughing through the phone. I hung up. He never called me back.
20.
Mother of my child, cheated on me then sent an email with a link to craigslist showing one bedroom apartments in the area – how thoughtful, at least I didn’t have to do the search myself. I still pay for her to live in our old apartment. FML
TL;DR Wear a rubber, every time!