The ladies brought the funny tweets again this week. Here are the best we had time to find:
1.
him: my dad left when I was younger, around 7
me: before rush hour, smart move
— jo diggity (@WhaJoTalkinBout) January 20, 2020
2.
one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game.
emphasis on one time pic.twitter.com/N2nULbpNlA
— shosh (@shoshmcgosh) January 22, 2020
3.
Nvm he texted back https://t.co/pWs0t1kBaV
— mika (@mikaIust) January 21, 2020
4.
Kinda bullshit that peacocks get to be the one animal not in a cage at the zoo. Like when was the moment they proved themselves
— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) January 22, 2020
5.
can’t believe that as a child grease had me thinking that these ppl were teenagers pic.twitter.com/PIB4Oa2dk4
— elle ✰ sharon tate day (@sundayblondie) January 21, 2020
6.
Coronavirus sounds like something you get having sex at a Jimmy Buffet concert.
— Lauren Vino (@LaurenVino) January 23, 2020
7.
if I had to sum up online men in one image pic.twitter.com/1xbueyIIya
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 22, 2020
8.
villain: ok we’ve injected you with truth serum
Tony the Tiger: they’re fine
— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) January 21, 2020
9.
love hearing my laptop fan kick on. yes we are computing some wild shit together now. as a family
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) January 23, 2020
10.
anyone’s boss when you invite them to happy hour pic.twitter.com/1rWUYp85tB
— kim. (@KimmyMonte) January 21, 2020