11.
https://twitter.com/AbbyHasIssues/status/1201300784840921088
12.
“baby yoda is a bad bitch!†– me at brunch, having seen 0.00 episodes of the mandalorian
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) December 1, 2019
13.
Get u a mans that can open a beer with anything pic.twitter.com/hrlUuhURtc
— Stephanie (@xoxostephhhhh) December 3, 2019
14.
me watching a tv show of any genre pic.twitter.com/UaIDqdVsq3
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) December 6, 2019
15.
A guy dumped me because he saw me more as a friend but now he’s marrying his “best friend†so like which one is it Paul?
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) November 29, 2019
16.
My ex from highschool followed my new dog’s Instagram account and dm’ed her “I don’t like your mom†LMAO IM DYING
— Deyanna Diedrich (@DeyannaDiedrich) November 30, 2019
17.
r we just gonna ignore the girl in the middle’s a transformer https://t.co/pC269wKMU2
— short himbo defense squad (@narghargs) December 5, 2019
18.
I changed my mum’s autocorrect whilst we’re on holiday in Germany. She just texted this to the cat-sitter: pic.twitter.com/drrg5G9swS
— Nicola Thorp (@nicolathorp_) December 4, 2019
19.
An Ex Boyfriend once got me a Fitbit for Christmas. I loved it. We synched up, motivated each other… didn’t hate it until he was unaccounted for at 4am and his physical activity levels were spiking on the app 🥴wish the story wasn’t real. https://t.co/npRkLJYYz0
— Jane Slater (@SlaterNFL) December 5, 2019
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20.
Y’all….. why would my kid say this pic.twitter.com/c8u41FQdBl
— (@elameeee) December 3, 2019