The ladies brought the funny tweets again this week. Here are the best we had time to find:
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Girls and gays will spend an hour perfecting their outfit then pair it with a stained tote bag filled with loose pills and gum wrappers
— ursula (@AltOccult) December 1, 2019
2.
Imagine getting murdered and u go to heaven and god is like “they turned ur gruesome death story into a podcast lol”
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) December 2, 2019
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i just found a “Christian version†of the Cha Cha slide & i am dying.
please god tell me this is the war on Christmas pic.twitter.com/XHDfq70ZOf— Atsuko Okatsuka (@AtsukoComedy) December 4, 2019
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If my husband bought me a Peleton, I'd spend a year making selfie videos of me drying my bras on it.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) December 3, 2019
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dumbest bitch award goes to me pic.twitter.com/SpZdj6HUzZ
— (@JADAEDW) December 2, 2019
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if i EVER find out a magic school bus is inside me exploring i will be livid
— gingerbread home investor (@poniesandsodies) December 4, 2019
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— ericka (@Erickajamon) December 1, 2019
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my neighbor right before he tells me what’s wrong w my lawn pic.twitter.com/9440i86ja9
— deck the halls w kimmymonte â„ï¸ (@KimmyMonte) November 30, 2019
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This is just the absolute worst advent calendar I’ve ever gotten pic.twitter.com/XTSFI5u1fr
— maybe: clare (@clur19) December 4, 2019
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today I learned that jalapenos get stretch marks when they grow and now I don’t have self esteem issues anymore
— Kie (@KielyHealey) December 3, 2019