You know those tweets that you read on your phone, laugh hysterically at, then pass over to the nearest person and say, “look at this?”
These are those funny tweets. The funniest tweets on the web.
Also, what better way to pass the time between now and the next Game of Thrones episode than laughing?
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https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1118616214534676481
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This cretin has been dropping sticks down our chimney for weeks and today he finally accidentally dropped himself, this is the face of someone who knows they’ve been HAD pic.twitter.com/VlVIt9dqwG
— Miles 🐺 (@blacksmoke1033) April 18, 2019
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*notre dame burns down*
no one:
every white girl: here is a pic of me in front of notre dame. heartbreaking. but also plz know that I went there. so sad. but also I’ve been to Paris.
— Jane Greene (@JaneGre23729817) April 16, 2019
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https://twitter.com/That_Dose_/status/1119932254753644544
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Hallelujah is such a beautiful song. I still remember the first time I heard it, in the soundtrack to Shrek
— sean maciel (@seanmaciel) April 16, 2019
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Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul on this Earth:
Not even their mom:
iNfLuEnCeR: “A lot of you have asked about my skin care routine…”
— cope (@cdcxpe) April 16, 2019
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Just watched a man bringing home a goldfish on the train accidentally pop the bag- fish flops onto the floor. 3 people swarm to save him (the fish not the man). Guy chugs the last of his coffee and throws the fish in his cup. Lady next to him empties in her bottle of water.
— Hannah Baxter (@hannahbaxward) April 17, 2019
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https://twitter.com/captainkalvis/status/1114254019063504896
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— Kyle Patrick (@kyry5) April 18, 2019
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https://twitter.com/uheartIessbitch/status/1117876633782898690
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https://twitter.com/merm__/status/1112478900532191237
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this facebook status is a piece of modern art pic.twitter.com/cWast2QTkZ
— harry moore (@Harry_Moore_) April 17, 2019
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https://twitter.com/lexizinger/status/1117984129642057729
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pronouncing testosterone like minestrone just to be annoying
— kivan (@KivanBay) April 16, 2019
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https://twitter.com/notashleywintle/status/1117904355959590912
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https://twitter.com/SecretShoot/status/1119980241374580738
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— 北島K (@MAXK5551) April 16, 2019
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https://twitter.com/INTERNETRICO/status/1119810348243144704
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I wanna be on queer eye, but only the first day of queer eye. I want five gay men to come into my home and insult my things.
— Big Joel (@biggestjoel) April 17, 2019
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Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him
— Thomas Gorton (@AngstromHoot) November 6, 2016