My entire life, when I washed my hair in the shower, I’d stick the hairs that came loose on the shower wall and twirl them altogether into a gnarly hair-spiral-clump at the end so it would be easier to pull off and throw away in one piece.
It wasn’t until I reached college that I met one of my best friends, and she was like “I do that too!” and then another roommate piped up and was like “hey, I do that three!”
I was stunned. How did we all, instinctively, know to finger-twirl our loose shower-hairs? What else did I do that other women did that nobody ever talked about?
These 31 things, apparently:
1.
https://twitter.com/twelveoclocke/status/724713541073272832
2.
I always feel like I'm forgetting something whenever I leave the house carrying less than like 9 purses full of garbage
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) July 16, 2015
3.
I think I’m starting to understand girls
Calling another girl bitch = probably friends
Calling another girl sweetie = definitely not friends
— Ryan Hartley (@RyannHartley) November 25, 2017
4.
Girls don’t actually shop we just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’
— Ab (@abblucia) October 1, 2018
5.
women aren't weak. I discreetly waxed my ankles during a phone interview once and didn't drop one hint. you think this shit is a game? I'll eat your husband.
— Porne of the Dead 🎃 (@AudreyPorne) August 29, 2018
6.
Women are so adorable when you compliment their dress and the dress has pockets lol
“Hey! Thats a really nice dress!”
Woman: Thanks! IT HAS POCKETS! 😃
And then she puts her hands in them and show you lol
— Self-Checkout Supporter🧡 (@TheOTAPShow) August 20, 2018
7.
Wearing black opaque tights: I am a sleek and sexy puma of a woman
Wearing any other colour of opaque tights: I teach art at the gnome school
— Georgia Wagstaff (@georgia_wags) September 6, 2018
8.
https://twitter.com/daniellechezzy/status/1092482206545649664
9.
https://twitter.com/ohanabaig/status/1102810092238327808
10.
https://twitter.com/squidslippers/status/1033024938091806725
11.
so excited to transition from wearing the same 5 things in the summer to the same 5 things in the fall
— Alice Roth (@aliceroth) September 19, 2018
12.
https://twitter.com/Kendragarden/status/1024394206893170693
13.
only two things are certain in this life: death and that if you fall asleep in a tank top when you wake up one of your tiddies will be out
— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) February 8, 2016
14.
https://twitter.com/abbycohenwl/status/966321505633058816
15.
Me, to myself: Okay, just be cool, don't say anything weird
Any woman: *says something that makes me laugh*
Me, out loud: THAT'S HILARIOUS WE SHOULD BE SISTER WIVES BUT WITHOUT THE HUSBAND
— dick snickers (@smithsara79) May 22, 2018
16.
*owns 37 t-shirts*
*wears exactly 4 of them*— Myrrh (@ixix82) August 29, 2017
17.
https://twitter.com/ebonyfinchh/status/744492302400425984
18. Stood up and felt the full force of that flow anyway.
19. Pooed way more than normal thanks to those notorious period shits.
20. Or the opposite, and been stopped up for days at a time.
21. Wiped after pooing only to see more blood than poo on the paper.
22. Waddled like a penguin when you woke up because you have a pad full of blood.
23. Asked someone to check the back of your clothes for leaks.
24. Tried to do it yourself in vain.
25. Used toilet paper as an emergency.
26. Not been able to tell the difference between period pains and “I need to shit” pains until the last minute.
27. Tried to subtly rearrange your pad but looked like you’re pulling out a wedgie.
28. Had blood move up towards the back of your butt, and wondered how the fuck it got there.
29. Been moved to tears by something slightly inconsequential, like finding out a show you were planning to watch was taken off Netflix.
30. Experienced the full spectrum of human emotions within the space of a few hours.
31. Dreaded the second and third days of your period before they’ve even happened.
h/t BuzzFeed