As many iPhone users know, the new iOS 12 rolled out this week with a lot of new features. Among the masses, you can now do group FaceTimes, the phones work faster, there are more privacy and security features, and of course, you can make yourself into a Memoji which is a moving Bitmoji for anyone who still uses those.
However, when I was browsing online through the new features on iOS 12, I was struck with curiosity about a new camera feature. One Twitter user, Joel Franco, showcased the new featurethe camera can measure any object on the screen that you may take a photo of.
New measurement app on iOS 12 is pretty cool. What will you measure with this new feature? pic.twitter.com/hjx2RGvxFI
Joel Franco (@OfficialJoelF) September 18, 2018
Being the type of person that I am, thefirstthing I thought of isguys are going to have to see the depressingactualnumbers and measurement of their junk if they continue to perpetuate the narrative of sending women unsolicited dick pics.
Lets face it, guys love sending women pictures of their junk. Why? Im not 100% sure. For some, its an ego boost I guess to sayhaha, youve seen my d*ck! For others, theyre trying to rope women in with their junkclearly, these guys dont know that seeing a photo of a d*ck does absolutely nothing for us. And, then, there are those who are just straight up obsessed with themselves and their junk.
With these many groups of men, we know one thing is for sureguys arealwaystrying to make their d*ck look bigger than it actually is when taking d*ck pics. They doeverythingthey can to do sousing their hand in the proper place, using filters, getting a good angle.
Well, boys, I hate to tell yougame over. Now, you will have theexactmeasurement of your schlong right there in beautiful, retina clearness to readand, I bet many of you will be disappointed.
Could Apple have just solved the unsolicited d*ck pic epidemic for all of us ladies? Heres hoping!