25.
My grandfather told his friends to stop visiting because he didn’t like them flushing the toilet and washing their hands, thus increasing his water bill.
24.
My gf’s ex would bring a slice of cheese to work to put on the hamburger’s he’d buy for lunch. He thought paying extra for cheese was crazy when he could buy a huge package from costco for a few cents per slice. He wasn’t wrong, just cheap.
23.
My aunt is a fucking multi millionaire who owns apartment buildings in Menlo Park CA. She is a notorious cheapskate. Just 2 days ago she gave my daughter a used sippy cup complete with teeth marks (that she had undoubtedly picked up at a garage sale or thrift store) as a 1st birthday present.
In the trash it went.
22.
I went over a friends house for dinner in elementary school and at the end of the meal the dad told everyone to dump whatever juice or milk they didn’t finish back in the original jug to put back in the fridge.
I felt like gagging after having drunk their Sunny D.
21.
You know how Chinese restaurants give you hot tea for free? My uncle used to ask for as much hot tea as possible, then put it into Thermos’s to keep for later.
20.
My friend, when he goes to Movie Theater, is waiting in a Bathroom for 30 min, locked in, feet on the toilet bowl, so he can watch the next movie for free.
19.
I had a roommate, one day we’re at a gas station, my total is like $8.26. I had $8 and a $100 bill. They couldn’t break the hundred so I asked him for 26 cents. Three weeks later when rent was due he gave me his portion of the rent minus 26 cents… I literally had a jar in the living room full of daily pocket change. He could have grabbed it anytime or more and I wouldn’t have cared, but never said a thing. That was the cheapest thing I’ve ever seen.
18.
Late but, I was once eating at a Costco’s outside food court, where they have ketchup, mustard, relish and onion dispensers. A saw a mini van pull up to the curb, a woman hopped out with a large zip lock and filled it with chopped onions. She ran back to the van and left! Cheap and lazy, onions aren’t expensive in the least.
17.
Roomate in college would wash out his condoms and reroll them.
Dude fucked a different girl everyday, used 1 condom a week.
16.
My mother went all the way back to the grocery store after discovering her 8-piece bucket of fried chicken only had 7 pieces LOL she made us drive back almost 30 minutes in rush hour traffic for a chicken wing.