Hey, taking fashion risks is great. But maybe it’s not for everyone?
21. Probably spent a lot of bread on those.
These shoes are pretty….fly.
20. They really do have great meatballs.
IKEA is awful but no one can resist a good thirst trap.
19. Shiorts? Shoirts? Swirts?
When you defeat all of the other dads you fight the boss dad wearing this.
18. “Can I get a name?” “It’s Britney, b*tch.”
Someone’s been reading my dream journal.
17. The Duchess Von Hammerhead.
I loved her in Hunger Games.
When you have to be at the ranch at 5, but on the slopes by 6.
15. Mr. Tumnus rides the bus.
Probs listening to some sweet pan flute.
14. Caution: “Fashion” Ahead.
Maybe she works for the city?
I let my niece dress me once and this is about how it ended up.
12. If these aren’t illegal they should be.
I’ll see your jorts and raise you these jlip-jlops.