The Highlight Of Their Day Is Yelling At Your Assistant Manager
baby boomers: “The youth of today is so disrespectful.”
also baby boomers: “I asked for a burger with only ketchup, but you didn’t put pickles on it and I like pickles, so I’m gonna need to scream at you until your manager offers me a coupon for a free large coffee.”
— trevør jønes (@jonestm97) March 6, 2018
They Talk About Being Self-Reliant But Actually Need Our Help For Everything
Baby boomers talk a lotta shit for a generation that always needs help connecting to the wifi.
— Lauren West (@laurenwest) March 7, 2018
Their Internet Explorer Browser Homepage Looks Like Times Square At Night
I love baby boomers who say “kids don’t even know how to write cursive” in a negative way like ok grandma you can’t even turn your laptop on without getting 6 viruses and wiring half your retirement money to a Nigerian Prince
— Zach Wallen (@Zach_Wallen) March 13, 2018
That Being Said, They Have Some Uses…
The only thing baby boomers have to offer is their cable login
— Tracy Marquez (@tracy_marq) March 17, 2018
They’re Vastly Overpaid For Skillsets That Aren’t Useful To Anyone
Baby boomers be making 170k a year and don’t know how to rotate PDFs
— Sorcerer Supreme (@LikwidCyance) November 16, 2016
They Won’t Take The Time To Return Carts To The Front Like A Decent Human Being
“your generation is lazy” yet all I see is babyboomers leaving their shopping carts wherever they please?
— Jemmy (@JemmyMedina) March 16, 2018
Their WiFi Passwords Take A Crack Team Of Hackers To Enter
if anyone wants to come over to my parents these weekend here’s the wifi password pic.twitter.com/ln1ln0yc7V
— sebastian (@sebstradamus) June 30, 2017
Susan Won’t Keep Her Cheetah Print-Wearing Opinions To Herself
Baby Boomer Susan at the Target sure had a lot of opinions about me buying blush-pink pants.
— Tell Williams IV ?? (@TellWilliamsIV) March 31, 2018
They Won’t Make Up Their Damn Minds
*millennials don’t hike*: Wow young people must be on their phones instead of outside.
*millennials hike more than older people*: Wow the only reason these young people go outside is to use their phones. pic.twitter.com/xXz2KNIh8B— Michael Hobbes (@RottenInDenmark) April 2, 2018
They Judge Us Even After Pulling Crazier Stunts In Their Youth
the documentary “wild wild country” is reaL good, also like every ten minutes a new white baby boomer who named themselves Swami Krishna shows up. five stars
— matt ? lubchansky (@Lubchansky) March 27, 2018
Seriously, The Judgement
me: [looks at an avocado in the grocery store]
baby boomer: pic.twitter.com/pyeNdF0vEy— bitch lasagna (@wetbreadstick) March 28, 2018
Despite What I Just Said, They’ve Given Us This Absolute Gem And I Forgive Them For Everything Because Of It
