(803): I just don’t fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids! (803): Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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(856): He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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(815): I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted…..too bad the garden was in my friends apt……I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a whole new low
