These 23 Texts Show Why Marriage is A Never Ending Battle

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(803): I just don’t fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
(1-803): Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.

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(412): At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was ‘Back Door Brooke’. EVERYONE is calling her that.

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(501): Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?