These 23 Texts Show Why Marriage is A Never Ending Battle

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(602): I’m trying to find a place to hide my weed in my mother in law’s house…
(1-602): Married life problems?

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(360): Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender… Don’t tell me I don’t know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary

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(417): I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I’m in Houston.