These 23 Texts Show Why Marriage is A Never Ending Battle by Edward Stockwell 9. (409): You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off 10. (864): Just cried to my husband about how much I’m going to miss my boyfriend… Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all 11. (252): Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again Page 3 of 7Previous 1234567Next