These 23 Texts Show Why Marriage is A Never Ending Battle

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(512): My husband just came over to kiss me and said, “careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket”

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(937): Already tried, she’s too smart for that. I need a Primo “Do your wife in the butt” lure/call to trick her into wanting it

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(719): My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.

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(650): I don’t care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.