17. Non believers don’t get any of the sweet, sweet excuses.
Me: Astrology is fake
Y’all: Mercury is in retrograde
Me: pic.twitter.com/JwgLj51Q63
— The Gay Burn Book (@SouthernHomo) December 5, 2017
16. Sorry, it’s out of my hands.
me: *maybe eats once a day, drinks/eats food terrible for my system, sleeps 4 hours a night*
my body: *gets sick*
me: that goddamn mercury retrograde— Princess Olive (@stopolive) December 5, 2017
15. Don’t talk about it, be about it.
You know what’s worse than Mercury being in retrograde? Being constantly told that Mercury is in retrograde.
— OMG, LaJethro (@LaJethroJenkins) December 5, 2017
14. Put yourself out there and see what happens.
Mercury: in retrograde
My titties: out— witch (@torawht) December 5, 2017
13. Like, weird how? Tbh they’re all weird.
Mercury is in retrograde and I have the WEIRDEST boner
I don’t know how astrology works
— Wonder Boy ? (@CodyMarkRankin) December 3, 2017