12. Until I’m done ruining my life.
Damn bitch how many times mercury gon be in retrograde?
— Jay Dior (@JayKenMinaj) December 5, 2017
11. I see what you did there.
YOU: The Queen Bio-pic is stalled
ME: Freddy Mercury’s in retrograde
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) December 5, 2017
10. Funny how that happens.
WOW MERCURY SEEMS TO ALWAYS BE IN RETROGRADE WHENEVER MY WORST FRIEND IS DOING SOMETHING DUMB
— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) December 3, 2017
9. Give in to the dark side. It’s so much easier over here.
everyone talkin bout mercury in retrograde and then i get sick??? i cant. get ur bad astrology juju away from me im going to light some sage pic.twitter.com/WGXm0HYv4Q
— Miles Jai❤✨ (@milesjai) December 6, 2017
8. At least it’s not effecting your art.
Mercury is retrograde
trump speaks like he’s in third grade
A poem— Robin Thede (@robinthede) December 6, 2017