26.
Dinner plans: $20
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) August 4, 2015
Movie: $12
Night at the bar: $30
Canceling all the above plans before they ever happen: priceless
27.
I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope.
— Marly ❄️❄️❄️❄️ (@VerbsRProudest) October 3, 2014
28.
FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) February 10, 2016
ME: generic excuse
FRIEND: did u just say "generic excuse"
29.
Please don't answer the phone when I call you. I just want to leave a message and make the next contact your responsibility
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) May 12, 2015
30.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) September 24, 2015
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