Sometimes we come across something so preposterous and ridiculous that the person must be joking. Sometimes they are, there are those few awkward times where you have to look at the person and realize they’re completely serious. Like one person when they were being schooled about the great Island of Alaska. Luckily, the internet is a great place to share these absolutely ludicrous and sometimes flat out dumb stories. If you need a chuckle this will certainly help you out. Some of these are so ridiculous they’re almost clever all of them are well, let’s just say, interesting.
1. Doing anything to turn a profit.
I worked in an open kitchen at the time. The boss told us we needed to wash our gloves (disposable latex) because he was having to buy too many.
2. Same, same but different.
My mom thought that anteaters and sloths are the same animal, just with different names.
3. Well, the funny thing is…
“Scientific theory is JUST a theory, there’s nothing to back it up.” Uhhhh….No.
4. That is the thing of nightmares, poor girl.
My sister thought a tidal wave was called a tiger wave.
5. Honestly, who needs it?
A truck driver complained to me about the government “wasting our money on infrastructure”.