This Guy Keeps Breaking Up With Random Phone Numbers Via Text And It Is Still The Funniest Thing You’ll See In The Next 3-5 Minutes

It all started a few days ago when comedian Mike Primavera decided to text random phone numbers and break up with strangers. He began posting the results on his twitter and Instagram, and people couldn’t get enough of them.

Here are the original breakup texts followed by the new ones. Enjoy!

But it wasn’t the last one…

So far these are all of the breakup texts Mike has sent, but I foresee more coming in the future. This new hobby of his has people dying laughing.