It all started a few days ago when comedian Mike Primavera decided to text random phone numbers and break up with strangers. He began posting the results on his twitter and Instagram, and people couldn’t get enough of them.
Goddammit I cannot get enough of these.
— Reeves at Large (@MReevesAtLarge) November 16, 2017
Here are the original breakup texts followed by the new ones. Enjoy!
Broke up with a bunch of random numbers this morning. No responses but I feel great. pic.twitter.com/r6SGMgJpGT
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 11, 2017
Breaking up with random numbers is my new hobby. pic.twitter.com/Z5UgTdvzvn
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 11, 2017
Reposting this one. Had to delete the last one because i didn’t black out the number. pic.twitter.com/6nEnzAGGDu
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 11, 2017
Can’t stop won’t stop. pic.twitter.com/6DmHsklU51
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 12, 2017
Is anyone else doing this? Is this a thing yet? pic.twitter.com/ImXpWAr2CK
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 12, 2017
Ok last one. pic.twitter.com/zMcDPJ3iHX
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 12, 2017
But it wasn’t the last one…
Ok one more. pic.twitter.com/MjkDKAEwR7
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 13, 2017
Yeah, I’m probably not going to stop doing this. pic.twitter.com/DeGhjLGemQ
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 13, 2017
Hopefully your ex. pic.twitter.com/roajc69XaG
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 14, 2017
Wait what? pic.twitter.com/w7LLKLJSxR
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 14, 2017
I came clean. He was a good sport. pic.twitter.com/gcugDmD48q
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 14, 2017
Drunk on power. pic.twitter.com/AuUg38Zg8j
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 15, 2017
?????? pic.twitter.com/gVGx8phT2v
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 15, 2017
So far these are all of the breakup texts Mike has sent, but I foresee more coming in the future. This new hobby of his has people dying laughing.
I'm dying??? please keep this hobby
— Kelli B. (@ceruleantwili) November 15, 2017