Dr. Pimple Popper’s Latest Pop Is The Cyst To End All Cysts

If you’re reading this, you already know what time it is. Exactly. It’s Dr. Pimple Popper Time. We’ve watched our girl excise all kinds of insane bodily growths, from the one that grew out of an eyelid to one where she berated her client as she squeezed the chunky goo out of him. She’s done it all. She’s been where no Pimple Popper has gone before, time and time again. The sheer number if cysts popped and blackheads removed automatically means some will be better than others. Others will be Great with a capital G. Like the following, which emits a substance our good doctor compares to “old wet newspaper.” She sure has a way with words!

(Skip to 2:00 if you aren’t into all that cystic scissoring foreplay):