16. You’re always asking your friends and boyfriends if they’ve “eaten enough.”
Even if you’re not the one cooking, you care that your friends are well-fed and satisfied, because if not, you’ll whip up a batch of something real quick.
17. You can’t keep up with the number of social media accounts everyone has.
Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, Tinder, Tumblr, Pinterest, Bumble – it’s all too much for you. You can barely remember your password for your bank account and people expect you to remember your login for all of these networks? It’s too much.
18. If you don’t nap, you’re cranky AF.
Every grandma knows you need your afternoon nap in order to get through the day. If not, you’re a bitter old hag who should be left alone.
19. You own at least two pairs of slippers and three robes.
Comfort is the key, ladies. You can keep your 7-inch heels, I’d rather sit in my robe and slippers, watching my “shows” and drinking my herbal tea.
20. You refer to everything as “back in my day.”
You tell kids about flip-phones, Nokia’s, AOL Instant Messanger, Disney Channel original movies and just about everything from your youth as if it were 100 years ago. Ancient, ancient history.