11. You refer to everyone younger than you as “children.”
Even if they’re not that much younger, you still look at them as though they’re a lifetime apart from you. The slang they use, the habits they have, their mannerisms, you can’t keep up.
12. You’re always early to everything.
There’s no such thing as being “fashionably late” for you. When someone says that something starts at 7:00 p.m., you’re there at 6:30 the latest. And, you don’t understand why everyone is always late to everything all of the time.
13. You believe in romance and long-term relationships rather than casually dating.
You’re not into Tinder and Bumble or casually hooking-up. You want to find true love and be with that person forever. You’d be happy sleeping with one person and that being your end-all, be-all relationship for the rest of your life, like your grandparents.
14. You never forget anyone’s birthday.
When it comes to your friends or your family, you are not the one who needs Facebook to remind you when their big day is coming up. You probably have a planner or a calendar where you mark them all off and make sure you send your gift or message the night before, so you’re not late.
15. You have no idea how to “sleep in.”
Your body always wakes you up early – and I mean, early. Sleeping in for you is around probably 8:30 a.m., no matter what. And, whoever you’re dating absolutely hates it because you don’t know how to just go back to sleep in the morning. You’re up in the kitchen already making pancakes and coffee before they can say “good morning.”