You know how you see all those lists of funny tweets floating around the internet? Well, this is just like that, except all of the tweets were written by hilarious people with vaginas. Enjoy!
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UMMM I WALKED IN ON MH CAT TRYING TO WEIGH HIMSELF???? pic.twitter.com/fY01PfqJ5d
— frogan (@fr0gan) August 12, 2017
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https://twitter.com/MUMSIEesq/status/897831218720514049?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjuliegerstein%2Fliterally-just-17-of-the-funniest-tweets-from-women-this
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R.I.P my moms vagina pic.twitter.com/KgCOjGZse7
— carolube (@bananaemojis) August 13, 2017
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the ground is denouncing white supremacists pic.twitter.com/BCXu8KirSx
— JARRY LEE (@jarry) August 16, 2017
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https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/897171303597314050
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https://twitter.com/laura_hudson/status/897873441772101632
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Chameleons are fun cause they'll grab anything you give them. pic.twitter.com/aTJ2Abjrs4
— Emma Ward (@Emma_The_Ward) August 17, 2017
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my ex was behind me in the popeyes drive thru and he screams out his window "you fucking lied about hating chicken bitch"
— kenna (@kenna_alitz) August 17, 2017
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https://twitter.com/shodell/status/895640826029772800
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https://twitter.com/HeraLindsayBird/status/895811291855462401
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when the estrogen's high / you can't code with this guy / that's damore
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) August 10, 2017
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Welcome to peak twitter 🍿 pic.twitter.com/xoEqQjEDh4
— Julie Owen Moylan (@JulieOwenMoylan) August 10, 2017
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so, i’m waiting for trump’s opioid briefing to start and just noticed … the white house spelled opioid wrong pic.twitter.com/nyCvLlOp4Y
— kelly cohen (@ByKellyCohen) August 8, 2017
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https://twitter.com/lbcoen/status/894172532747710464
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What Names are Short For:
Tom – Thomas
Tim – Thimas
Jon – Jonmas
Phil – Philmas
Dan – Danthaniel
Rick – Ricktoria
Bob – Bobmas OR Bobbert— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) August 5, 2017
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My boyfriend just went really quiet for awhile then asked me in a worried tone "…where does a shark's face end?"
— Leesha Hannigan (@LeeshaHannigan) August 7, 2017
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My tote bag is made from recycled water bottles and my husband is made from clay and a spell
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) August 9, 2017
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Social media is also great if you want to travel around the world but still be preoccupied with your friend's emotional stability in Burbank
— Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) August 7, 2017
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I hate book descriptions like 'she wore her hair gathered at the nape of her neck' like that's a pony tail my dude
— carmeb (@therealcbrad) August 11, 2017
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https://twitter.com/therealeatwood/status/885662425659445248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjuliegerstein%2Fliterally-just-17-of-the-funniest-tweets-from-women-this
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— helen (@helen) August 20, 2017
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https://twitter.com/leninwitch/status/899826147856232449
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https://twitter.com/diasporational/status/900493232215339008
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https://twitter.com/ShangHiiieee/status/899038044967190528