Incase you’re too young to remember, or you’re not fluent in celebrity news, Chris Brown is a scumbag. I mean – he is an absolute piece of garbage. He dated singer Rihanna before they split in 2009 after he beat the sh*t out of her and, was sentenced to five years probation for the assault. He was also given a restraining order and had to remain at least 50-yards away from the singer – unless they are at a similar event – to which it was 10-yards.
The pictures of Rihanna after the fight went viral online and – for the sake of girl code and humanity – we won’t post them. It’s just wrong.
Why am I bringing up this assault from 2009? Well – Chris Brown has decided that it’s a great idea to comment on a picture on Rihanna’s Instagram – and, we’re crowning him 2017’s World’s Thirstiest Man.
Rihanna has been looking incredible lately. She’s put on some weight, but, she looks flawless as she’s embraced her curves and – everyone has noticed. She posted a photo on her Instagram page from her annual trip to Barbados for the country’s Crop Over Festival.
You have to admit – she looks incredible. But, lets be honest, when doesn’t Rihanna look incredible?
Instagram users were bombarding the singer with hearts, emojis and tons of “SLAY” comments – but – one comment stuck out like a douchebag sore thumb because…
Is that what I think it is?
ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME?!?
*Deep breaths*
How dare Chris Brown have the balls to comment with some side-eyes at Rihanna after he literally beat the sh*t out of her. Who does he think he is? Someone get this entitled a**hole a reality check. I’m heated. I am NOT having this. And, neither is Twitter.
https://twitter.com/_succcubus/status/894724432060534784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cosmopolitan.com%2Fentertainment%2Fcelebs%2Fa11652392%2Fchris-brown-left-a-comment-under-rihannas-crop-over-picture%2F
https://twitter.com/nygmatics/status/894951739589263360
when Chris brown comments on Rihanna's ig post 🔪🔪🔪 pic.twitter.com/JHp9dho7Gw
— jedidiah jeremiah obediah gordon (@isngourd) August 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/Yahiam_/status/894764744120324096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cosmopolitan.com%2Fentertainment%2Fcelebs%2Fa11652392%2Fchris-brown-left-a-comment-under-rihannas-crop-over-picture%2F
Chris Brown need to take his eyes all the way out of here. My boo rihanna don't want none! pic.twitter.com/jzVyWj235t
— Dope Human (@Hail_2The_V) August 8, 2017
*chris brown stalks rihanna*
me: pic.twitter.com/y9wz3lUm2g— 🏁 (@SorryNotJoshua) August 8, 2017
Chris Brown needs to leave Rihanna alone FOREVER.
— PINK 🛼 (@astrog1rll) August 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/rcellle/status/894730944736665601
Really Chris Brown ???? You gon comment under Rihanna's picture ?? Right in front of my salad ?? pic.twitter.com/Vr3sokIIgR
— boi (@brenbellaa) August 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/runwayrih/status/894728031146659840
https://twitter.com/wesstrobe/status/894727780239163392