11.
https://twitter.com/Benoo_Brown/status/860859768927387648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjamiejones%2Fi-thought-i-was-the-only-one
12.
Every voicemail I leave sounds like English is my second language.
— Erica (@SCbchbum) April 2, 2015
13.
https://twitter.com/hellolanemoore/status/580084967184683009?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjamiejones%2Fi-thought-i-was-the-only-one
14.
Who the fuck is this asshole?
Me- every time someone drives down my street.
— 🎃MelissaJoy🎃 (@NoUCantBangMe) August 13, 2013
15.
[me, always]
i hate literally everyone
[someone hurts my feelings]
why is this happening. how can u do this to me, the prince of kindness— Jade Van Kley (@BacklineNurse) July 19, 2016
16.
If you sleep till noon you only have to pay for 2 meals instead of 3
— Colten Harris (@HarrisColten) February 20, 2017
17.
https://twitter.com/kaitilopez/status/846254515284168705?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjamiejones%2Fi-thought-i-was-the-only-one
18.
https://twitter.com/_yeatez/status/883132587862089729?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjamiejones%2Fi-thought-i-was-the-only-one
19.
Shout out to all the mini panic attacks i have trying to put the change I get back into my wallet before it's the next guys turn in line
— Damon Wayans Yunior? (@wayansjr) March 9, 2016
20.
Are we all ready to admit that "don't tell ANYONE" means you can tell exactly one person
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) January 9, 2016