Twitter is a place where in 140 characters, you can share literally anything that crosses your mind. From the brilliant, to the stupid, to the inappropriate – there are just some tweets out there that everyone and their mother can relate to.
1.
Why did my momma make me think it was illegal to turn a light on in a car while you were driving throughout my whole childhood
— THATS SLIMMM . (@settrendari) February 6, 2017
2.
https://twitter.com/allstn/status/770527282867888128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjasminnahar%2Ftweets-about-being-a-human-disaster
3.
me: why do i feel terrible
brain: coffee is not a food group
brain: eat a vegetable
brain: sleep
me: guess we'll never know
brain: oh my god— there's some wh*res in this hostel (@aplethoras) August 14, 2016
4.
[discovers something online] Wow, amazing!!!
[two minutes later, seeing someone else discover same thing] yeah, no shit— Ari Scott (@ariscott) August 23, 2016
5.
gently touching your friends hand bc you've spotted someone acting like an asshole & you want to talk about it later pic.twitter.com/UBVNTUqcUp
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) August 30, 2016
6.
1. Type password.
2. See PASSWORD INCORRECT
3. Type exact same thing but harder and louder.— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) July 28, 2016
7.
*stares at phone*
why cant i sleep
*puts phone face-up on bed, the screen brigtness bathes my room in a light mor powerfubl than the sun*
oh— jonny sun (@jonnysun) January 4, 2016
8.
"Idk ima see" = I ain't coming, never was coming, never considered it,never gave it a second thought, only remembered cause you asked again.
— The Virgo 💋 (@Auria__) December 28, 2016
9.
Have u ever tried to rush outa bed go toilet quickly and rush back to bed before u lose any 'tired' 😂😂😓
— EM (@MythManny) April 16, 2017
10.
"Well, I did everything I could," I said, having given up quite easily.
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) December 28, 2016