25 Hilarious Tweets That Prove Kids These Days Are Growing Up Way Too Fast

Any parent will agree that kids these days are growing up way too fast. Whether they’re taking imaginary phone calls from their demanding bosses named Johnson or they’re more concerned with Wifi passwords than small talk, kids seem to be acting more and more like tiny little adults.

These hilarious tweets are definitive proof that kids today are getting too old too quickly and we don’t know what to do besides laugh about it.

1. This kid who has their priorities in order:

https://twitter.com/HezelAnna/status/878377044647837697

2. These children who don’t waste time with small talk:

https://twitter.com/graceupongracie/status/750497369465065472

3. This kid who knows he has to watch out for #1:

the little boy i tutor sneezed n said "bless u" and i was like "did u just bless yourself" and he was like "ya who else will" what a concept

— tasmi (@tasmiimlak) May 6, 2017

4. This 4-year-old who is wise beyond his years:

https://twitter.com/FeralCrone/status/564171596303458304

5. This toddler who doesn’t have time for your games:

Me: Guess what time it is?

6-year-old: I don't have to guess. I can read the clock.

Me: It's time to clean your room.

6: No, it's 2:45.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 23, 2016

6. A 4-year-old who’s constantly being pestered by his boss:

https://twitter.com/bentev28/status/1124898816765751297

7. This little girl who takes grocery shopping very seriously:

My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. It makes everyone uncomfortable. pic.twitter.com/UgHJ4eIDSc

— bottlerocket (@bottlerocket) September 25, 2016

8. This savage 5-year-old who knows a hard job when he sees one:

I was doing an activity with my 5-year-old and then told him I had to go back to work and he said “Okay, go touch your letters daddy.” which is such an amazing burn. “Must be exhausting touching that keyboard all day. Did you hit all the letters yet? You’ve had all day.”

— Chris Hallbeck (@ChrisHallbeck) February 7, 2018

9. This career-driven toddler:

My 3yo said she wanted to be an astronaut, and I said she had to study hard, go to college, learn a lot of science, and take a physical fitness test, and she shrugged and said, "That's just 4 things." So she's basically a nonchalant motivational speaker.

— Jen Dziura (@jendziura) February 15, 2018

10. This kid’s birthday card for his dad that tells it how it is:

My 11-year old's birthday card to me. #blessed pic.twitter.com/URbZEQmmQa

— Brian Sack (@brian_sack) October 5, 2015

11. This 5-year-old who isn’t trying to waste your time:

My 5yo on her 1st day of K: "They asked me to count as high as I could. I could've done 200, but I didn't want to waste anyone's time."

— Bridget Liszewski (@BridgetOnTV) August 26, 2017

12. A newborn who is already over your BS:

https://twitter.com/FreeLaddin/status/482335855617388545

13. This practical drama student:

I lead the after-school drama club at my kid's school. A 1st gr said, "Can you teach me how to act like I'm listening when my dad talks?"

— Danielle Herzog (@danicounselor) February 1, 2016

14. This brilliant negotiator:

Daughter just told me, "Dad, I don't make sandwiches, I eat sandwiches."

One day her picture will be on money.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 24, 2014

15. A 3-year-old who is too busy for cuddles:

https://twitter.com/LeenaVanD/status/801580517350985728

16. This very literal toddler:

Yesterday my 3 year old told his Grandma that he wasn't in an old picture because he was still swimming in his daddy's balls #shitmykidsays

— CW (@ceasedubz) June 11, 2015

17. This little girl who always gets it in writing:

My 6yo got herself dressed then walked around the house making us all sign a paper agreeing that her outfit looked good.

— Wendy S. (@maughammom) April 7, 2017

18. This kiddo who is too old to be mom’s friend:

"Mom, you were my best friend until I actually got friends" #shitmykidsays 😒

— Bobeli (@MichelleBobeli) February 13, 2015

19. This little grownup who knows where the knives are:

My 2yo said she is a grown up. I told her she isn't, that she is a toddler. She replied, "No, I'm a grown up. I'm going to touch knives."

— jess (retired) (@jessokfine) June 29, 2015

20. A toddler with his very own agent:

My son used to have an imaginary agent he’d argue with. It was always over money.

— YourFavBlackAuntie (@greendoondoon) May 5, 2019

21. This 5-year-old who knows how the world works:

Whenever my husband or I use the term “friend from work” my almost 5 year old exclaims “coworkers are not friends!” We still have no idea where it’s coming from. ??‍♀️

— Sarah (@sarahflo8611) May 8, 2019

22. This genius littlewoman:

6: Daddy, I'm mad at you.
Me: What for?
6: I'm not telling you.

She's already a woman.

— Rich Cromwell (@rcromwell4) March 3, 2016

23. A toddler with high aspirations:

https://twitter.com/FeralCrone/status/720377939133644800

24. This 5-year-old who has conflict resolution all figured out:

5yo and her friend just ended an argument by deciding they would "have a piece of cheese and calm down"

So, yeah, she's mine.

— Mom Psychologist (@mompsychologist) June 14, 2016

25. And finally, this kid who knows the best music comes from pain:

https://twitter.com/IjeomaOluo/status/845046220296892417

h/t: Twitter, BuzzFeed