Jaime’s Rollercoaster Story Arc In Episode 4 Of ‘GoT’ Was So Disgusting, It Actually Made Me Sick

**This post is dark and full of spoilers**

This week’s Game of Thrones was a giant celebration for everyone who defeated the Army of the Dead and the Night King. While it was really all thanks to our girl Arya, it seems that everyone else wanted to get balls-deep drunk on wine to sooth their battle wounds.

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Two people who decided to get close and comfortable under the influence were Jaime and Brienne—the most random pairing in GoT history.

After playing another rendition of the only drinking game Tyrion knows how to play, it was revealed that Brienne—Ser Brienne—is a virgin. Embarrassed, she returned to her room to get away from the party. But, Jaime promptly followed her. Using the “heat” from Brienne’s fire as an excuse to strip down, the two ended up boning into the Long Night.

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That’s right, Jaime f**ked someone other than Cersei. But, it seems rather fitting seeing as Cersei is busy toying with Euron Greyjoy.

Jaime was into Brienne so much, he told Tyrion he was going to stay behind in Winterfell alongside her while everyone else rode off to King’s Landing to take down his ex-lover/twin sister/mother of his three dead children.

And, fans were kind of into it…at first.

But, then, after hearing that Cersei killed Missandei and Rhaegal and realizing that Cersei is still batsh*t crazy, Jaime tries to sneak off in the middle of the night to return to King’s Landing. Even though he was regularly sleeping with Brienne, sharing a bed and basically becoming an”item,” he pulled the whole “Cersei is my one true love” card on our girl in the middle of the night and left her, heartbroken in Winterfell.

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Clearly, Jaime is a sick POS who has no morals and no soul. F**k his story arc and the writers for playing us into thinking that he was going to become a good dude—he’s still the same son of a bitch who pushed Bran Stark out a window—regardless of his “journey.”

The rollercoaster ride that fans had to go through in just an hour and a half was so f**king much to handle.

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Before fans knew it…things got…rough.

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But, one person thinks there’s more than meets the eye.

I guess we’ll have to see in the last two episodes of the entire series—I’m going to vomit.

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Written by Lex Gabrielle

A writer and teacher from New York City who fully supports messy buns and 3+ cups of coffee a day.