21. usernamebrainfreeze:
One of my lifeguards couldn’t come to work because he couldn’t find his sunglasses.
22. geeky_username:
He was really tired after a “5 day coke bender”, and wanted to go home
23. butt_embalmer:
To watch football
24. canoe212:
Anal glaucoma, just can’t see my ass coming in today.
25. JackPoe:
She walked to work, in uniform, up the stairs, and said she couldn’t come to work, she had a broken toe.
So she went home, changed, came back and had breakfast.
She came back to work the next day “it’s better now.”
26. theRogueMcGyver:
I kid you not, she called in and said, and I quote, “I wont be in today, I caught a pregnancy.”