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me: i don’t have time for workplace drama, i’m here for a paycheck
also me, when my coworker says she’s annoyed w someone we work with: pic.twitter.com/ciQ6oikRtJ— hanny devito (@blazedd0nut) May 26, 2017
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me: (texting boss) we still on for work today?
boss: yes. you dont have to text me this every morning. we’re “on” for work every day mon-fri— slick (@dlicj) April 14, 2017