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When my coworkers try to talk to me at 8:59 am or 5:01 pm. pic.twitter.com/qeypnQz6CF
— K (@KadijahChloee) June 27, 2017
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Coworker: omg text me anytime you need a shift covered
Me: can you work today
Coworker: omg sorry my uncles hamster is in town or I would— gabrielle coffee (@gabriellecoffee) July 11, 2017
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everyone: why were you late
me: wow traffic was insane I am literally so sorry
also me: pic.twitter.com/a6J0CAKhr2— AP (@ayyypee) March 16, 2017