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interviewer: ok great, do you have any other questions about the job?
me: yes, (folding my hands & leaning in) does it suck ass
— the hippo account (@InternetHippo) October 27, 2017
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Please quit telling me to “keep up the good work” the good work was an accident and impossible to replicate
— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) October 26, 2017
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Co-workers with kids: Omg guess what? My kid did the funniest thing yesterday!
Me: Oh…..really, What did it do? pic.twitter.com/9JJgY4qoX3
— ??????. (@IamKickz) June 28, 2017